Heres some Hannibal crack for your troubles

Fam lmaooo. This is hilarious. Just watch.

NORTHERN SAW WHET OWLS. LITERALLY THE CUTEST FACKING THINGS YOU’LL EVER SEE IN YOUR LIFE.

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JUST LOOK AT IT.

IT’S FACKING SMALLER THAN THE AVERAGE HUMAN HAND

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SO SASSAY

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LOOK AT DAT FACE

PURE JOY

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AND JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT ONE WAS TOO MUCH

CHECK OUT THESE BEAUTIFUL BABIES

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DEM EYES CAN PIERCE INTO THE DEEPEST CREVICES OF YOUR SOUL

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FRICKIN BUNDLE OF SLEEPY HAPPINESS

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FRICKIN LITTLE BUNDLES OF FEATHERS SMOTHERED IN CUTENESS

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WITTLE FLUFFY FEETIES WITH TEENY TINY CLAWS

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DAT ASS

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It must have the most delicate hoot.

It does!

So glad tumblr finally caught onto my favorite species of owl.

dandalf-thegay

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Anonymous asked: companions and advisers react to discovering the inquisitor did a perfect wicked hearts quest with utterly no mistakes whatsoever and was utterly stone cold drunk as all hell the entire time without giving it away until the very end when they're alone.

dragonagecompanionsreact:

Cassandra:

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Iron Bull + Chargers:

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Blackwall:

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Cole: Knew the whole time, so

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Varric:

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Sera:

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Vivienne:

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Solas:

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Dorian:

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Leliana:

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Cullen:

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Josephine:

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BONUS: Inquisitor: 

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the-real-ted-cruz:
“ multiplegenredisorder:
“ martunamajor:
“ unlimitedtrashworks:
“ legalizevore:
“my dad guillermo laying it out
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His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even if...

my dad guillermo laying it out

His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even if you are starving

shit how did I completely miss the point of this part

Also, his eyes aren’t in his head. They’re in his hands. He only sees what he reaches for, what he desires, what he wants.

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what level of woke

And as soon as a young girl of color comes along…

paperwork isn’t fun for anyone 

likegoodangels:
“ nikkiwash3r3:
“Maccready is me at work.
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same.
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Maccready is me at work.

same.

ROGUE ONE CREW →  LAST MOMENTS

rogue one novelization ( alexander freed )

everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn.
he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit.
and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

trashcandean

I don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.

We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.

this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.

thepoorgroomsbrideisatrot

New favorite cryptid: locals

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Burning some steel wool [x]

Words I never say: Mesmerizing and Beautiful

sershalikeinertia

This is quite satisfaying tbh

Destruction magic

you ain’t shit flemythal

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The world @ America.

So many things kill me in this video:

1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning

2. How she says “I am confusion”

3. The way she says “explain”

This is actually my favorite video ever and I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve reblogged it

I didn’t actually know Americans pronounced it differently until I saw this video for the first time. I was deeply confused.

Blame the French! They did it!

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